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Just as you reach climax, pull back your lovers head and [BANSHEE SCREECH] before plunging your fist through their torso and eviscerating them for a sexy surprise.

egadsy: caligaes: wraparoundcurl: gxldslvgs: Christ praise the gods old and new. i feel like this ad is a challenge bring it on McDonald’s understands me

egadsy:

caligaes:

wraparoundcurl:

gxldslvgs:

Christ

praise the gods old and new.

i feel like this ad is a challenge

bring it on

McDonald’s understands me

crystallineprincess: I remembering seeing someone jokingly suggest we call cisgendered people “cissies” for short.So, should Pansexuals be called “Pansies”?

crystallineprincess:

I remembering seeing someone jokingly suggest we call cisgendered people “cissies” for short.

So, should Pansexuals be called “Pansies”?

united steaks of america

united steaks of america

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keelah-kawaii so i saw this and this shit immediately popped into my head and ya I’M LEGITIMATELY SCREECHING

keelah-kawaii

so i saw this and this shit immediately popped into my head and ya

I’M LEGITIMATELY SCREECHING

Garth sent me things because he’s amazing

he is also the biggest butt I’ve ever known (see second photo)

  • Ariana Vallee: so
  • how do
  • Matriarch Aethyta: good
  • i'm about to see what cran grape, sprite, and this citrus rum tastes like together
  • Ariana Vallee: you have
  • rum
  • a l c o h o l
  • garth drink?
  • Matriarch Aethyta: ha
  • haha
  • you're funn
  • y
  • Ariana Vallee: i kno
  • Matriarch Aethyta: you're not really i was lying
  • Ariana Vallee: ouch

asari-bartender replied to your post: asari-bartender replied to your post: confession:…

because being sailor moon would be AWESOME

I would imagine so, yes.

elfslavewatdo: “Magic the Gathering: Nicol Bolas” Magic the Gathering Box Art [Artist: Brad Rigney]

elfslavewatdo:

“Magic the Gathering: Nicol Bolas” Magic the Gathering Box Art [Artist: Brad Rigney]

  • Ariana Vallee: "[16:53] ohgodwhatamidoing - What if there was a video game character
  • Who acted like any other video game character
  • Except they were just naked
  • It wasn't any part of their characer
  • Or affected how they played
  • Or their interactions with others
  • But they were butt naked."
  • Ariana Vallee: oh my god
  • Matriarch Aethyta: Cortana
  • Ariana Vallee: I don't know if she counts
  • as naked
  • Matriarch Aethyta: she's naked
  • Ariana Vallee: she's not a real person
  • she's an AI
  • Matriarch Aethyta: YOU RACIST
  • Ariana Vallee: *flings self into sun*
  • Matriarch Aethyta: YOU POTATO PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME THE LOT OF YOU
  • Ariana Vallee: THAT IS A LIE HOW CAN I BE RACIST IF I WANNA BANG TURIAN PEEN
  • Matriarch Aethyta: JUST BECAUSE YOUR VAGINA ISN'T RACIST DOESN'T MEAN YOU AREN'T
  • Matriarch Aethyta: wow i accidentally got deep on that one wow
  • Ariana Vallee: oh my christ
keelah-kawaii asked: "Merrry Day of Hating Everyone, Darlingness"

:3 you too hun